This has to be my favorite magazine add

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Heres dad, before Zima, the wet, messy hairstyle look and ambiguous sexuality.
Here's dad, before Zima, the wet, messy hairstyle look and ambiguous sexuality.

 

Seriously, dude. Go away.
Seriously, dude. Go away.
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8 thoughts on “This has to be my favorite magazine add

    Amos Volante said:
    April 12, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    You see, gel hair guy is so comfortable in his manliness he doesn’t mind looking like that.

    That is, he thinks he’s a man, so does not realize what a sad, warped, pitifully woman-owned little bitch he is.

    I am laughing so hard at this photo I cannot stop!

    Don’t let your girlfriend dress you. He probably thinks, “I get so much action you can laugh all you want.”

    And I’m thinking, “Yes, but you can get that action and also be an actual man.”

    What a douche. Your dad would have a heart attack laughing at this wuss!

    Bill said:
    April 12, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Doug – I believe you were born the same year I was (71 – well, I guessed that from Magus71). We had some dorky stuff back in the day, but at some point we tipped over the douchebag spectrum where it became officially cool to be a douchebag (and by ‘cool’ I mean common) Metrosexuals suck really bad – but I think they’re just a effeminate form of douchebag (www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com has the whole list).

    As much as I love being a Genxer – it horrifies me to think baggery and metrosexuality were born and flourished under our watch. We need to figure out a way to pin it on the boomers or millenialis or anyone else other than us – or better yet, find a way to stick metrosexuality on a pirate ship right before some seals blow the hell out of it 😉

    Amos Volante said:
    April 12, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    Also, I forgot to mention:

    Whiskey is bad for you, but damn it’s good!

    Blanton’s and Single Barrel Jack Daniels are good, too.

    kernunos said:
    April 13, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    That boy looks like he has had to make some hard, difficult and manly decisions in his life.

    Amos Volante said:
    April 13, 2009 at 11:30 pm

    That boy looks like he has had some decisions made for him;

    Which may have resulted in something hard and manly going somewhere difficult…

    kernunos said:
    April 14, 2009 at 3:05 am

    Well said.

    wizardbehindthemask said:
    August 2, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    As a woman, I agree. If “that” hit on me I think I would cry….. I wouldn’t touch him with someone else’s vagina.

    magus71 responded:
    August 2, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    LOL! I gotta give it to you for that one, wizard.

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