Dead Pirates aren’t much fun or: How liberals will spin this

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First off, let me make myself perfectly clear to all the pinko-commie, bleeding hearts out there.

Violence, in 99% of a human being’s interactions, is not the answer. Ok–got it.

In the 1% of interactions that it is the answer, it’s an important thing.

So, now that the SEALs have sniped three pirates, saving the US citizen held hostage, other pirates are now threatening retaliation.

Yeah, right. And guess what. There’s a portion of our population that’s going to buy their crap. It’s the same portion that thinks crime increases when you enforce decent laws. It’s the same crowd that finds no connection between drug availability and drug use. It’s the same dude smoking dope in his mother’s basement and blogging about atheism.

But you know what? The surviving captain is happy and so is his family.

As for the Somali pirates, know this: We’ve dumped more blood and money into your failed state than it’s worth. You’ve destroyed your future by embracing ignorance and anarchy. If you think you’re going to fight the world’s most powerful navy from wooden rafts, good luck.

But at least you’ll always have some people from this country on your side. They’ll make excuses for you. They’ll rant against any actions taken against you. They’ll talk about violent escalations caused by US aggressions and imperialism.

I’ll have to agree with these people on one point: Dead Pirates Aren’t Much Fun.

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3 thoughts on “Dead Pirates aren’t much fun or: How liberals will spin this

    Amos Volante said:
    April 14, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    And now, thanks to the harsh actions of America, the pirates can blame their future exploits on the emotional damage of knowing three of their own beloved family were harmed while innocently kidnapping people at gunpoint.

    Should we pay them reparations, too? I mean, blowing someone left ventricle out with a sniper rifle sounds pretty nasty, if only you forget what they were doing when it happens.

    Yet any lib would look at a redneck on a sportbike who gets killed in a wreck and say, “It’s his own fault”.

    But the poor, poor pirates…

    kernunos said:
    April 15, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    Maybe the Libs will take up arms(weak ones as they don’t actually like guns) and join the Pirates’ cause with them. We can only hope. I think it is time to bring the New Jersey back for this. The mere sight of it anchored would send poo down their legs. You wouldn’t actually have to hit them with a 16 inch gun. You could send a Volkswagon mass projectile somewhere near their dingies and they should get capsized. Am I talking like an arrogant American again? Well, at least a proud one.

    magus71 responded:
    April 15, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    Sorry, no proud Americans allowed in Euromerica. Plenty of gay marriage and redistribution of finances though.

    Enjoy!

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