Super-Duper Secret plan aimed to–GASP!–kill people who were trying to kill us!

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Those bad, bad Neocons from the Bush administration were even worse than we suspected. Nancy Pelosi and Dianne Feinstein tell us so, and how could we not believe any of the words that pour from Pelosi’s botoxed face?

She just seems soooo happy, nowadays! Everyone’s forgotten the fact that Nancy likes to waterboard bad people–unless her new and shiny president doesn’t. And he doesn’t. So Nancy doesn’t, and never did.

HHHHHaaapy! Bush and Cheney....BBBaaadd!
HHHHHaaapy! Bush and Cheney....BBBaaadd!

An Ultra-Black Operation has recently been outed. And myyyy goodness it’s a whopper. Makes the US government’s use of biological weapons in mass experiments on American citizens look like paddy cake. Know what Cheney knew about, and didn’t even have the decency to tell Nancy? Huh? Can you guess? The US military was trying to kill Al-Qaeda’s leadership! The nerve!

Now, this super-secret plan didn’t actually manage to kill anyone. The US government decided that using Predator drones was better, quicker and safer. But still. Nancy should have been let in on everything that she could possibly use to take the heat off herself.

Now let’s take a look at the way our military is killing our enemies everyday. It’s the program that’s killed hundreds if not thousands of Taliban and Al-Qaeda militants, endorsed by Bush and Cheney. And Nancy knew about it, too! We need an investigation!

5 thoughts on “Super-Duper Secret plan aimed to–GASP!–kill people who were trying to kill us!

    kernunos said:
    July 14, 2009 at 4:34 am

    Did we read them their Miranda Warning first?

    magus71 responded:
    July 14, 2009 at 11:30 am

    I think we broadcast a modified version before the missile strike:

    You have the right to not be made martyrs by the international media; they don’t know who the hell you are.

    You don’t have the right to any attorneys; the rules of war allow us to kill you and don’t require that we send you to the relative ease of Gitmo.

    You don’t have the right to know when we will try to kill you, only that we will, because you have declared war on America, armed yourselves and trained in terror tactics.

    There is no more negotiating with you. If you have a weapon and are planning attacks on US forces–you die. No daring night raids to capture you and show your poor, tired mug on MSNBC. No photo ops, no accusations of abuse, no being released back to Afghanistan to fight us again. Only death.

    theNimrod said:
    July 14, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Well said. The term self-importance keeps popping into my head.

    I mean, is anyone else growing tired of every Democrat this side of Castro reminding us of the importance of checks and balances? We understand! But we also understand how compromised any sensitive material becomes once it lands on the desk of pompous jackasses like Nancy Pelosi. Especially if the material presents these jackasses an opportunity to pop Republican – especially Bush White House – bubbles.

    magus71 responded:
    July 14, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    The fact that people actually continuously vote for someone like Pelosi and ignore her intellectual dishonesty and uppity attitude, is disturbing to me.

    Amos Volante said:
    July 21, 2009 at 1:15 am

    Every time Pelosi calls for anything I cannot help but wonder if there is no advisor, no speechwriter, no trusted friend who can just pull her aside and say, “Nancy, don’t, this will make you look foolish.”

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