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Heres dad, before Zima, the wet, messy hairstyle look and ambiguous sexuality.
Here's dad, before Zima, the wet, messy hairstyle look and ambiguous sexuality.

 

Seriously, dude. Go away.
Seriously, dude. Go away.

Quote of the day

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Since Bill recently brought up the movie, Team America: World Police, I had to see it again. I hadn’t seen it since it first came to the theatres, but I remember that my buddy Mike and I laughed so hard we were spraying buttered popcorn and skittles onto the back of people’s heads. I also remember cringing when I looked back and saw that some dude had ignored the R rating for the movie and brought his 12 year old son along. They’re puppets after all! Dad–those puppets are doing what the people were doing in your Hustler Magazine!

Here’s one of the best quotes in the movie, though there are a ton of good ones:

Sean Penn, giving his speech to F.A.G. (Film Actor’s Guild) on why Team America is evil for fighting terrorism in Iraq:

 “Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles. “

They could have used virtually any Democrat for the piece and it would have worked.